The
Treadle Hammer As Kitchen Aid
(and Follow up Safety Article)
The Oliver ( treadle hammer ) does a fine job
of tenderizing
abalone. Follow these hard-won tips.
First, leave the ab foot whole, don't cut it.
Scrub the foot
bottom and sides with a stiff brush 'till the
pigment's gone,
just before pounding (preferably after a night
in the fridge).
Wrap a clean,old dish towel loosely around the
foot to keep
it from bouncing off the wall on the first swat.
Use moderate strokes and listen to the thump.
The pitch will
abruptly drop just before the ab mushes. Feel
the towel up for
hard spots requiring special attention.
Savor the smells of cooking ab over and over
when you slap
hot iron in your oliver ). mmmmmmm.Thump, mmmm
Thump.mmmm
It's possible to darn near potroast them when
tenderized
this way.
Revenge
Of The Abalone
(The Followup Safety
Article)
It is with painful chagrin that I find myself
writing the
"safety follow-up" to my previous
article regarding a quick and
easy method of tenderizing abalone with a treadle
hammer.
It is especially galling because there is no
one else to
blame. I built the hammer to my own design from
my own rusty
stock of junk and proceeded to use my own foot
to bring it down
on my own thumb and finger. That turned out
to be a mistake.
For any beginners who might think it's kinda
dramatic or
romantic, let me advise, pass on it. For the folks
who have been
around a while and are still unscathed....It
took me almost 30
years to get around to it.
Fifty people had distinctly told me not to stick
my hand or
fingers on the anvil and bring the hammer down.
Many had never
seen a treadle hammer before. I only blew it
once.
For a number of years, when iron work was not
providing
enough income to cover the groceries; I fed
myself as a hunter-
gatherer on wild plants and mushrooms, the odd
road kill, a tad
of poaching and way too much sea food. Living
near the beach, sea
food was easily available in a pinch and I was
in a pinch
frequently. Abalone, being a sort of snail,
turned out to be one
of the few sorts of game that I could sneak
up on. As a
result,I've eaten way more than my share of
abs, more than a
reasonable person should. Surely I owe them
; and surely they
have had the patience to wait for a small revenge.
The edges of the scraper-blade face on the oliver's
(treadle
hammer) anvil were partly annealed when welded
in place and had
rounded with use. As a result, the sacrifice
plate that protects
the anvil from my mistakes was flipping like
a flapjack when
struck off the center sweet spot.
The first solution I tried was to build an edge
bracket to
hold the sacrifice plate in place. That helped
some,and the
plates still were easy to shift on and off for
cutting or a more
polished or textured work surface, not to mention,
access to the
hardy-hole below.
The bracket was handy but, the anvil had to
be ground flat
to finally solve the problem.
Thus there was a clean, shining anvil face to
pound some abs
on for dinner in the dusky evening light. We
were eating abs
because I'd gotten skunked fishing with poke-poles
the day
before... Just plain wallowed through too much
poison-oak getting
to the beach to go home empty handed.
Off slid the sacrifice plate and on slid the
ab feet wrapped
in a clean old dish towel and down came the
hammer quick and
easy. It worked just fine except that the hardy
hole in the T.H.
anvil allowed for some peculiar squared extrusions
seldom seen in
any shop. As soon as the heavy pounding was
done the abs had to
be shifted around to get the peculiar extrusions
and the tougher
fringe of the ab's mantle nice and tender.
Being darn near dainty-like, I was shifting the last
flattened abalone for the last few blows with
my thumb and middle
finger when , out of the corner of my eye, I
saw the orange tom
cat sneak in the door of the shop. Orange and
I have a little
territorial dispute about how the shop smells
best. I turned my
head ,hissed at the cat and brought the hammer
down. Then the
abalone was completely tenderized and so was
my thumb.
What saved me to some degree was the sacrifice
plate
bracket. When I checked it later it proved to
have stopped the
hammer from bottoming by a bit less than an
eighth of an inch
(minus the abalone). Evidence would have it
that I missed the
hardy hole.
I'd long since come to regard abalone as something
between
nostalgic and a poverty food. We ate that bloody
abalone the
next evening and let me tell you, that was the
most expensive ab
dinner I ever had.
We'd all rather not think about the surgeries
and the pins
and plaster and you won't have to if you learn
by this absolutely
typical shop accident. Apparently intending
to get it all done in
one compact time frame, I proceeded to throw
my back out and get
the flu. Now that I'm even with the abs; I'm
beginning to worry
about the crabs.
Seven weeks later thumb and finger are doing
much better.
First it was flat, then it was fat and now it
no longer looks
quite so much like it belongs between the polish
sausage and the
pig's feet at the meat counter. I do wish it
would stop wiggling
where there aren't any joints ,but at last I
can triumphantly
pick up a full beer with my left hand.
The good news is that the surgeon will take
ironwork for
payment (gives 'em a vested interest in the
outcome).
Meanwhile, I've been thinking about a bigger
hammer.
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